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The Girl in the Mismatched Suit would like to thank the following people: Dr. Taylor, whose blog may be listed under the bad, but whose reputation is listed under the completely cool and Gnarly, dude! The hard-working folks at the COC and the SGA, who screw up sometimes and work hard the rest of the time. President Ivany, a respectable and frighteningly attractive older man and university President. This blog is the following: a tool--an attempt to keep people in a position of power responsible. Unchecked power results in unexpected and unpleasant results; a cry for help--not for me, but for the problems we as a college face; an entertaining informant--it's easier to swallow a bitter pill with a sour gummy worm...or something. This blog is not: a means to offend, hurt, discredit, or defame anyone in the SGA, COC, or any UST staff or students; the bitching of a bitter college student; a venue for pugna gratis pugna.

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[x] Do a backflip in a club
[ ] Wink at a Polar Bear
[ ] Create the world's most popular ad campaign
[ ] Stand next to the President as he reads my speech
[ ] Make Brad Pitt walk across a crowded room to meet me
[x] Save someone's life
[ ] Skydive
[ ] Eat sashimi in a capsule hotel
[ ] Attend a party wearing nothing but D&G Heels and a smile
[ ] Be interviewed by Wired Mag
[x] Seduce a Playboy Bunny
[ ] Mix a hit techno track
[ ] Slap Karl Rove
[ ] Hand a kid in Africa his TB meds
[ ] Be a bone marrow match
[ ] Tackle a ostrich
[ ] Write a screenplay

The Girl in the Mismatched Suit

21 April 2007

I need to share this with you.

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